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Review: Brazilian Steakhouse

Remember the Brazilian steakhouse in New York City I blogged about named Churrascaria Plataforma. I was amazed it had the tag line "The Steak House That Even Vegetarians Love!!!!".



So, last night I had some guests in from out of town. I was playing host and wanted to take them someplace unique. It would pretty crazy for a vegetarian like me to be lured to a steakhouse. Not just any steakhouse but a big huge Brazilian steakhouse. Keep in mind I'm the type of guy that doesn’t eat mash potatoes from Boston Chicken because I am sure they have only one spoon (also, a place like that has chicken on everything including the doorknobs)

So when choosing last night's destination did I dance with the devil?

Sure, I did. (I wore tap shoes.)

Overall, everyone seemed to have a nice time. It is a $50 all you can eat affair. Seated at your table you are frequently visited by carvers carry skewers of meats of all varieties. Sausage, turkey, chicken, brisket, prime rib, etc came dancing by. You are engaged to try something. Say yes, they carve it the hunk of meat about 3 inches from your nose. Your job is to use your supplied tongs to snatch the meat before it falls and lay it to rest on your plate. Very interactive!

I was one astounded vegetarian. Stuck deep behind carnivore enemy lines I was surrounded on all side but knives, skewers, drippings, and ever increasing piles of cast aside gristle (it really did build up at times).

This continues for about 60 to 90 minutes. It could last all night but one by one each diner is filled to the brim and yelled enough.

For me, it was okay. I made two trips to the salad bar which was quite good but not super wonderful. Part of the problem is that I had to examine everything 2 or 3 times to be sure I didn't step on some hidden meat salad bar landmine. I was full in the end but that is no surprise thanks to my little bird vegetarian stomach which is really no match compared to that of omnivorous dinning companions.

So, Vegetarian love? No, I don't think so. More like Vegetarian "girl I went to high school with"

• Overall Rating: 2
• Similarity to meat (but in a good way): 5n/a
• Similarity to actual food described: n/a
• "Worth it?" Rating: 1
• "Would I get them again?": 1