A vegetarian's review of local and chain restuarants. Expect an exhaustive review of mock-meat and vegetarian grocery products as well.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Speak it Seth
Friday, March 21, 2008
Review: Google-tarian
The analytics info was good too.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Review: Field Roast Deli Slices
I tried the Smoke Tomato slices. The website describes this variety as "Smoked Tomato an exquisite blend of tangy tomatoes, deep, rich smoky notes, hearty red wine and a wonderfully complex mixture of spices". I agree.
This is a really yummy product. You can see all their products here.
Gotta tell ya...I love their name "grain meat co." Totally terrific.
Overall Rating: 4
Similarity to meat (but in a good way): 5
Similarity to actual food described: 3
"Worth it?" Rating: 3
"Would I get them again?": 5
Friday, November 09, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
Rosie the free range chicken

"I waited by the chicken door to see if any of the birds would exercise the
option and stroll down the little ramp to their grassy yard, which had been mowed recently. And waited. I finally had to conclude that Rosie the organic free-range chicken doesn't really grok the whole free-range conceit."Reading an Awesome book title "The Omnivore's dilemma"
This is a witty and informative book. As a vegetarian I pay a whole lot of attention to what I eat. The information in this book tells you that it isn't just about the brand names and ingredient lists on the lables of food.
Rather, you have to think about the sources food, and the food's sources, and origin of those sources all the way back to the water, land and even the sun.
Highly recommended and really for everyone because we all eat.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
Review: Franchia "Veggie to a Tea"

Saturday, January 20, 2007
Vegetarian Love? Let's agree to see other people
Remember the Brazilian steakhouse in New York City I blogged about named Churrascaria Plataforma. I was amazed it had the tag line "The Steak House That Even Vegetarians Love!!!!".

So, last night I had some guests in from out of town. I was playing host and wanted to take them someplace unique. It would pretty crazy for a vegetarian like me to be lured to a steakhouse. Not just any steakhouse but a big huge Brazilian steakhouse. Keep in mind I'm the type of guy that doesn’t eat mash potatoes from Boston Chicken because I am sure they have only one spoon (also, a place like that has chicken on everything including the doorknobs)
So when choosing last night's destination did I dance with the devil?
Sure, I did. (I wore tap shoes.)
Overall, everyone seemed to have a nice time. It is a $50 all you can eat affair. Seated at your table you are frequently visited by carvers carry skewers of meats of all varieties. Sausage, turkey, chicken, brisket, prime rib, etc came dancing by. You are engaged to try something. Say yes, they carve it the hunk of meat about 3 inches from your nose. Your job is to use your supplied tongs to snatch the meat before it falls and lay it to rest on your plate. Very interactive!
I was one astounded vegetarian. Stuck deep behind carnivore enemy lines I was surrounded on all side but knives, skewers, drippings, and ever increasing piles of cast aside gristle (it really did build up at times).
This continues for about 60 to 90 minutes. It could last all night but one by one each diner is filled to the brim and yelled enough.
For me, it was okay. I made two trips to the salad bar which was quite good but not super wonderful. Part of the problem is that I had to examine everything 2 or 3 times to be sure I didn't step on some hidden meat salad bar landmine. I was full in the end but that is no surprise thanks to my little bird vegetarian stomach which is really no match compared to that of omnivorous dinning companions.
So, Vegetarian love? No, I don't think so. More like Vegetarian "girl I went to high school with"
- Overall Rating: 2
- Similarity to meat (but in a good way): 5n/a
- Similarity to actual food described: n/a
- "Worth it?" Rating: 1
- "Would I get them again?": 1
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Review: Yves Veggie Meatless Barbecue Beef Skewers

Wow these are good. Not everything from Yves is best in category but these skewers are really good. They totally nail the veggie mock beef thing. Everything from mock meat texture to the experience of tearing it from a skewer. The BBQ sauce is okay but not great. The sauce is not over pronounced so you could easily baste these with your own favorite sauce and have the best of both world.
Yves also makes a lemon chicken version of these skewers. Those are okay but the beef skewers really stand out. They only come two to a box. It would be nice if they were packaged with 6 (party size!)
So,
- Overall Rating: 4
- Similarity to meat (but in a good way): 5
- Similarity to actual food described: 3
- "Worth it?" Rating: 4
- "Would I get them again?": 4
Tags: vegetarian, skewers, food review
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Review: Zest. Not the Best...Not the worst
Zest was on its way to being about $2 more expensive then my favorite salad from Guy & Gallard. I didn't mind much because I was trying Zest for the first time.
Then Zest failed me. They threw my bowl of salad on a cutting board and started chopping it up. They didn't clean the cutting board or the chopper. I was pretty sure they had been cutting chicken on the same board. Thanks Zest. That's just what I wanted: 2 hour old chicken left overs on my salad.
To Zest's credit they did have a non-Meat board if I requested it and they offered to re-do my salad. I said 'no thanks' and we ended the very bad situation amicably.
So, Zest not the best but nice enough to let me out unscathed.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Go Vegetarian or I'll round house kick you in the face
That's one of the weirdest things I've seen in a while. Don't worry it is silly and cute. Not peta's usual shock style animal rights movie.
Friday, December 16, 2005
Vegetarian Brazillian Steakhouse

I just heard about a place called Churrascaria Plataforma. This is a Brazillian Steakhouse with a tag line "The Steak House That Even Vegetarians Love!!!!" Seriously. It is branded on their web site's header and is even part of their CitySearch write up (where it got a 9.3 rating I might add)
I heard about it because my buddy ate their last night and was telling me about it. You see, you sit at your table and flip a disk from red to green and these guys come around and huge skewers of meat and slice it up for you right there. This place is so meaty that the file name for the page on their web site where this is all described is meat1.html. Caution, meat1.html has an image of a big stack of meat on skewers. It looks as if the meat is attacking the peppers and asparagus on the chopping block.
Sounds Veggie-tatstic!! I am going to hold the next meating of my "vegetarian pals" dining club there.
Seriously, my buddy that ate their last night wrote "I took a vegetarian there ... and he really enjoyed it ... their salad bar is ridiculous"
I don't know. Maybe I'll go and report back.
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Happy Thanksgiv-Ming

Nothing says Thanksgiving like Ming Tsai, Ocean Spray and Tropical Fruit.
The cooking philosophy of world-renowned chef Ming Tsai centers on the use of
master recipes to give traditional meals a boost of East-West excitement.While Ocean Spray shouldn't be faulted for including Ming in their Holiday celebration, didn't the pilgrims travel from west to east? Ming is likely a good dude. However, he has been on my hit list for over 5 years. He served a five course course meal/presentation at my hotel in Hawaii when I was there on my honeymoon. There was no vegetarian alternative so we were shut out.
Oh man. Just when I was giving Ocean Spray a break I did a search of their site for 'vegetarian'. The single hit has the following user-submitted vegetarian "basting"
Oh thank goodness! Ocean Spray saved Thanksgiving. That lady doesn't need a new turkey, she needs a new family with some manners.Tofurkey!As a new vegetarian, I was determined to create a
veggie-friendly meal for my meat-eating clan. What a fiasco! "What the H*LL is
that?" muttered my dad. "Tofurkey!" I announced ... To-tasteless" snarled my teenage son who was highly annoyed. At least I was sane enough to not mess with the cranberry sauce!
Now say Grace.
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Vegan-gate or is it Ve-gate
Vegetarian cook books are a dime a dozen. Nonetheless, I was reading a review of a few vegetarian cookbooks and enjoying the write up when I noticed something. Jennifer Cornbleet and Sarah Kramer look a lot alike. Too alike, if you ask me, to be a coincidence.So I did a search for the two of them on Google trying to find a picture of them together and no results.
So, they are obviously the same person. I bet the raw movement doesn't dig when one of their pundits cooks vegan food. She must be in the raw movement relocation program. Oh man. I just totally outed Jennifer Cornbleet-Kramer. Call the special prosecutor!
Ps. My trick for evaluating a vegetarian cookbook is to look up the Veggie Chili recipe. If the recipe contains one new ingredient or different twist on veggie chili, then consider buying it. Else, it will just be "vegetarain lazagna with mixed vegetables" from cover to cover.
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Review: V-Dog Veggie Dog food
The original vegetarian dog food, Happidog from England, is now available
in the USA as V-dog. ...V-dog is a complete high protein, nutritionally balanced food providing all the natural goodness a pet needs in an appetizing and easily digestible form. The
carefully selected ingredients used in V-dog provide a healthy alternative to
meat-based pet foods.
I'm just kidding about the review. I'm not going to eat the stuff.
I don't have a strong opinion one way or another about having a veggie or non-veggie dog. I did browse the health benefits section of the v-dog site.
"A meat free diet can help in cases of sensitive digestions, skin problems and suspected allergies to meat."
Only three possible health benefits.? Dogs seem to really like meat. A lot. A whole bunch. That's a pretty thin lists of reasons to take a dog off meat.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
The grenhouse series: new home
I should have some good progress on my own greenhouse contruction after this weekend. I should also be able to focus some attention on the dreadlobster veggie-eats content.
BTW, I was in Vermont this weekned for a wedding. We were visiting my inlaws on their Dairy Farm. Vermont is total cow-ville and very veggie unfriendly. We have to haul in all our own tofu and mock meat if we expect to get any protein (that is not in cheese form)
Also, it snowed 5 inches!!!
Friday, October 14, 2005
The Greenhouse Series: Pre-game
COME ALL, COME ALL, SEE HERE THE START OF THE AMAZING GRANDIOSE STUPENDOUS ALL PVC ROOF DECK GREENHOUSE!!!!!
Last year I overwintered my trees and shrubs by simply packing them with additional mulch and pushing them against the building where there was a slight overhang. They didn't do too well.
Pictured here is the start of my Greenhouse. I am planning a 6' x 8' A-Frame that will be about 9' high at its peak. It will have a door at one end that will be hinged at the top and open like a garage door. It is based on the plans for this wood/pvc combo greenhouse. I've adapted that in-garden design for my own all-pvc roof deck concept.
I have 270 feet of PVC pipe, about 50 pipe fittings (elbows, tees, crosses) for the joints, metals screws, some wire ties, and PVC pipe glue ready to go.
The goal is to have a sturdy structure, that is light weight, as air-tight as possible, that can be broken down in the spring and stored behind the fence out of view.
Updates soon
Tags: greenhouse, pvc, roof deck
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
October is be nice to froggie month
As if you could even consider taking a scalpel to one of these cute little froggies...
October is Peta's "Cut Out Dissection" month. Peta is encouraging kids to "Cut class, not frogs" in a campaign to raise awareness and end Bio-lab frog dissecting. It is apparently so popular with the kids that PETA cannot distribute campaign promotional stickers to kids fast enough.
While I wouldn't have needed an extra reason to cut class in high school, this seems like a pretty good idea. Fortunately for our high schools, they are not trying to combine their anti-fur campaign with this pro-frog movement: "I'd rather go naked than dissect that frog"
Tags: vegetarian, PETA, peta2
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Phoenix walks the line "cruelty-free"
When Joaquin Phoenix walks the line in a Johnny Cash biopic, it will be in plastic cowboy boots. The moody actor is a staunch animal-rights supporter, and drove the wardrobe folks a little batty by insisting on wearing an entirely "cruelty-free"wardrobe, says a source.

